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Jan. 18th, 2009 09:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bouldersandbrewsWith the entire last week's debacle (no one say the m-word), I totally forgot to impart this unto you.
CARLY IS A FREAKING IDIOT.
I know, we knew that already. But here's what happened:
Carly's been promising that Dave would totally get the window order for this job she's been working on, but she's been dawdling and stalling and whingeing and whining and all, so I've been suspicious. (But let's be honest here, if she helped a little old lady across the street, rescued a busful of nuns, and then donated all of her groceries to starving children in Ethiopia, I'd still be suspicious.)
On Monday, Mike Mills calls Dave and is pissed, because he's talked to another window dealer who's bragging all over the place how he sold windows to Carly for this job, how they're sold and probably already installed.
Hilarity ensues. Instead of being pissed about it, Dave is highly amused. The laughter echoes around the house for fifteen minutes, and then he calls Carly. "Carly, are you being completely straight with me about this?"
Oh yeah, yeah Dave. I have no idea why he'd say that. Oh, we have no windows here.
So Dave drives by the job site the next day - THE WINDOWS ARE IN THE GARAGE. How mysterious. They must have just appeared there out of thin air.
Now, to be fair to Carly, maybe she was honestly unaware that these windows had been purchased. In this case, however, the question begs to be asked: since her crewmen were there (Dave saw them), and they were working on the site, how could she not have known about the windows?
I'm just sayin'.
Therefore, Carly has contributed to our new holiday, Lying Monday, to be commemorated on the second Monday of January.
CARLY IS A FREAKING IDIOT.
I know, we knew that already. But here's what happened:
Carly's been promising that Dave would totally get the window order for this job she's been working on, but she's been dawdling and stalling and whingeing and whining and all, so I've been suspicious. (But let's be honest here, if she helped a little old lady across the street, rescued a busful of nuns, and then donated all of her groceries to starving children in Ethiopia, I'd still be suspicious.)
On Monday, Mike Mills calls Dave and is pissed, because he's talked to another window dealer who's bragging all over the place how he sold windows to Carly for this job, how they're sold and probably already installed.
Hilarity ensues. Instead of being pissed about it, Dave is highly amused. The laughter echoes around the house for fifteen minutes, and then he calls Carly. "Carly, are you being completely straight with me about this?"
Oh yeah, yeah Dave. I have no idea why he'd say that. Oh, we have no windows here.
So Dave drives by the job site the next day - THE WINDOWS ARE IN THE GARAGE. How mysterious. They must have just appeared there out of thin air.
Now, to be fair to Carly, maybe she was honestly unaware that these windows had been purchased. In this case, however, the question begs to be asked: since her crewmen were there (Dave saw them), and they were working on the site, how could she not have known about the windows?
I'm just sayin'.
Therefore, Carly has contributed to our new holiday, Lying Monday, to be commemorated on the second Monday of January.
